The Computer Swallowed My Husband.
Yes,honestly it’s true.
He pressed ‘control’and ‘enter’
And disappeared from view.
It devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I’ve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation,I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found ‘online’.
So,if inside your ‘Inbox,’
My husband you should see,
Please ‘Copy’,‘Scan’and ‘Paste’him
And send him back to me!






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LOL! Cute poem!
I’ve chosen your blog for an award…I hope you’ll come by to pick it up.
heheeee
Cute!
Oh,my! This is truly tragic! Hope Jeeves is able to locate your husband soon! (GREAT,witty poem!)
Darling!! Thanks for the sweet laugh this morning!! Love it!
How cute is that! LOL My hubby is completely computer-ILLiterate! I’m sure he could say those things about me though!
So that’s what’s up with my computer. I thought I had a virus. I’ll send him right back.
This is just the cutest thing,Im thinking my certain person feels this way about me!!
If you have a min. come and check out my blog,I hope you like it!
OMG! That guys was your husband? I caught him stepping through my computer screen and called the cops.
Cute poem.
Too funny….actually,a golf course swallowed my hubby years ago,I wonder if I should start looking for him……nah…
LOL. You had me for a minute there! Very funny stuff.
Heheh! Very cute stuff!
p.s. i bet the husband gagged on reading your title!!
I don’t know. Is he handy to have around. I might hang on to him for awhile. There are a lot of projects around here that need some work!
hahaha!!! I loved that!
That’s so funny! Do you have one about the iPhone swallowing a husband? It would be perfect for my house!
This is SO cute!
If he comes across my emails I will be sure to “fwd”him back to you! LOL.
That is awesome. Totally love it.
Amazing…that is so impressive poem. I suggest can you download the picture so that I know if he come across in my spam mail and then ill push him to you…ok;;
This was great. I think theres been a time or two this could have been the theme for the day at our house. Thanks for sharing. This was cute.