New phase, it’s rather easy. I’m going to start finding quotes to have on here on Fridays. Do you know of any?
Today’s Topic is Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children? – Clarence Darrow
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. – Benjamin Franklin
A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error. – Dennis Miller
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- Frank Zappa
I tend to place my wife under a pedestal. – Woody Allen
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. – Frank Lloyd Wright
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. – Drew Carey
That’s okay, honey. I used to believe in things too. – Homer Simpson
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. – Seinfeld
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Sir William Churchill
Hope you liked them. Leave me a new one in the comment. I’d love to hear more.