Quotes on Friday – Today’s Theme: Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes


New phase, it’s rather easy.  I’m going to start finding quotes to have on here on Fridays.  Do you know of any?

Today’s Topic is Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes

How about:

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children? – Clarence Darrow

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.  – Benjamin Franklin

A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.  – Dennis Miller

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- Frank Zappa

I tend to place my wife under a pedestal. – Woody Allen

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. – Frank Lloyd Wright

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. – Drew Carey

That’s okay, honey.  I used to believe in things too. – Homer Simpson

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. – Seinfeld

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Sir William Churchill

Hope you liked them.  Leave me a new one in the comment.  I’d love to hear more.




4 comments to Quotes on Friday – Today’s Theme: Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes

  • Never marry someone stupid. If stuff begins to fall cause your wife is hot they can fix it. A tummy tuck, boob job face lift. But Stupid Stupid is FOR EVER…. You can’t fix that…Ron White
    That is probably one of my favorite lines…
    Followed quickly by
    Good girls go to heaven but Bad girls go everywhere- Mae west

  • Oooh, I particularly like the Drew Carey quote. Too funny!

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